The Christians say, "Grace." Ahhh! THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS! It implies that God does whatever He wants to, without any regard to our happiness (but, obviously, He's been very gracious to let us exist, hasn't He?). Anyway...
I offered some coffee shop employees money if they could explain something that I wrote on a receipt - rationale for belief in the resurrection. I included the biblical citation that defines the gospel. They had no idea. They're Christians... :-P I did not swear!