Actually, that animal thing? That's very concerning. Of course, I'm not an animal. I've done anything, I promise. NOTHING OUTSIDE OF MARRIAGE. I'm actually in control of myself, and I support getting rid of the whole category altogether! Sex is bad. Abolish sex! See? I'm not the problem.
I've not done anything, I meant. Nothing! And I'm not referring to a Good sized amount, since He is not a thing. No! Lies! All lies! I was just weighing my marital options, as any respectable person should. We were not alone behind closed doors. Nothing! It wasn't even a scandal. It was just a topic occasional conversation.
It wasn't a risque picture of her on my computer.
