I know how much you guys like astrology, so I talked to the ascended masters, with whom I'm like super close, and here is what I brought back:

As you probably know already, Mercury is in complete retardation, which is a bad sign for most of you, let's just face it. Way too much of that going around already. Enthusiastic vaxxers should look out for cancer on the horizon. Mars is transitioning to Venus, but that's already old news. Virgo is missing as you probably already know. Gemini has changed its name to "the fabulous guys" which points toward a lot of action for most of you people in the romantic department this year. BSV is going to $30 according to the stars.