So many mixed feelings about this that I'm far too terrified to explain, for opposing reasons. I didn't do it, whatever it was. Seriously. No, I'm not joking. I'm not being irreverent. At all. Seriously, no, I'm not even thinking about whatever it is. The devil in me isn't thinking, either, I hope. (I hope the other people's devils are not thinking anything.)
https://www.wdrb.com/in-depth/kentucky-man-claims-employer-punished-him-for-refusing-to-undergo/article_97417b12-517b-11e9-b836-93ea541842ea.html