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Jonathan Cooper
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I get the idea (Huawei's founder was just now talking about) that hardship builds character. Heroes. Etc. But I already went to less than zero and did live under bridge. Do NOT steal my money or woman. I've NEVER had a woman. If I get one, I'm not going to let you steal her! I'll kill you! (Is that the right thing to say, dear? Ha, yes, I'm the man.)
Jonathan Cooper
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Actually, I'd ask questions afterward, probably. I wouldn't kill her. I'd just divorce.
Jonathan Cooper
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Important to have prenup, I'd say, for both sides! By the way, I'd support her killing me if I cheated. Goodness, I'd have to be insane.
Jonathan Cooper
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