None of the Abrahamic documents are historical. Sophisticated, wise mystery (revelation of the latent - but not automatically recognized) literature. Authoritative, as is DNA. None of it actually happened - in the regular sense - 2000 years ago. It is written to be studied and obeyed, not dressed up in a clown costume as a shield for your disregard for the law's requirements.
Congratulations, you have successfully graduated out of any job in any church you've ever attended.... Grrrrr! I hate these people!