Create account

Jonathan Cooper
2122d · Smiley Face Killers
It's possible these fruitcakes are trying to kill me for not having kids yet? Why don't they just say so, if that's the case? You see, that's all wrong. You've got to focus on the priority of nonsexual reproduction - then, in that context, you have the resources available for fun, for goofing off, screwing around and we all know that people "screw up" when they screw around, don't they? Galaxies spawn stars! Hurricanes spawn tornadoes! And the deep... it places pressure on the lava that shoots up a propulsion of energy that brings - or can bring - genetically intelligent life forms. So, you know, you can't do that though if you don't have any latent energy available. You should have an expanding portfolio of latent energy and draw from that for your fun, without collapsing the universe upon that poor little fun you just did. Okay? See? Isn't that how God does it? Isn't that how we should? Exponentially expanding universe, isn't it? Don't we reflect him? Huh?