Why would you vote for a quitter that got liposuction, when you could vote for a fellow Bitcoiner that has balls bigger than Bianca's titties? Is Kanye going to pump your bags? …Fuck no. Don't throw away your vote.

This election, every Twetch user better be voting for the Green party candidate 🐸 or they're going to be on my shitlist. Stay tuned. Primary candidates will be announced soon.