BREAKING:

Calvin Ayre returns from shamanic ayahuasca retreat, identifies as two-spirit now.

"I just want everyone to know that we are feeling great and that our deconstruction and transition has been a full success. We see much clearer now and forgive Craig for all the bs. We are two evolved spirits now, you can call one Vin and the other Cal. We are soon going to marry each other in Hawaii during the solar eclipse."