BREAKING:

After the devastating earthquake in Taiwan the Chinese Government and Hillary Clinton are planning a large scale operation "to help the people of Taiwan after this terrible catastrophe"

The press-release of the rather surprising joint operation between the CCP and the Clinton Foundation made clear that this is "neither a covert invasion by China, nor an attempt by the Clintons to harvest children."

Rumors that the planes were already loaded before the earthquake even hit were indignantly rejected by both parties. "This is not the time for brainless conspiracy theories. It was pure coincidence that the planes were ready for liftoff and what a lucky coincidence for the people of Taiwan!"