Matt commits sodomy on a bi-weekly basis.
Matt Eisman is a pathetic
#snowplowed bitch. He lost his virginity at like 30 years old.
He delivers bread for work. He is too stupid to be alive. He thinks he's going to win the Heisman trophy. I hope he goes
#bankrupt.
Matt Eisman is the
#king of Viking Island. He loves fucking two Haitians at once.
Matt Eisman failed Talbots and Olympia Sports. He is
#dead. xx
Matt Eisman failed Talbots and Olympia Sports. He is
#dead. xx