Democrats and Republicans are just opposite sides of the same shit pancake. All thoroughly soaked in the diarrhea syrup that is our farcical democracy.
In fact, they represent the two worst sides of *our* psyche. The incredibly whiny & emotional pansy and the ruthlessly apathetic & selfish piggy. WE are the shit pancakes.
Yup & we like to pretend that we find some balance between the 2, when in reality, we achieve a cluster fuck of indecision, mixed goals implemented by opposite parties, & huge waste.
paging user @ex·cre·ment for concurrence with this pungent exclamation.
