BREAKING:

Leaked UN documents raise eyebrows for discussing "how to use the emotions of the humanoids against them."

UN experts, meanwhile, have already called the leaked documents "A.I. fakes aimed at erroding trust in the United Nations."

"Read my lips: Everyone at the UN is completely human. There are no lizards here. Let's not fall for outrageous conspiracy theories. Nobody is trying to depoplulate the planet and change the climate in order to make your world more hospitable for us."