You know that's how it is in China. I could be a puppy. https://qz.com/1287606/introducing-little-puppies-the-ideal-boyfriend-type-for-chinas-young-women/
And it'd all be above board. I might have to pay for it. Or vice versa. Look, I don't care the feelings. I care about results, people! Damn lunatics over here don't understand that feelings are IRRELEVANT! Damn them! Insanity!
