Thankfully, I still have 1 million satoshis, but so many times have I repeated my dream was to own 0.1 BCH. Considering how greatly BCH is growing, this dream seems less likely.
Sorry, I'm frustrated at my choices.
Where are you from? Is there no exchange that you can buy BCH with the local toilet paper? If you can ship things I bet you could sell special items from your locality right on memo!
On bitcoin.com there's a list meetups. You could definitely find someone to sell you some there. BCH is a proof of work coin - so work your butt off and get the best job you can get!