Ben, you're quite the young fellow. I'm afraid I must ask for those 10,000 satoshis, it's getting quite cold and we need them to stay warm you see.
Is that a Bird? Is that a Plane? NO! Wait! It's BITCOINCASHMAN (kablam) Here's 10k for your troubles there little Loomenaughty, don't spend it all in one place! (whooosh)