Dude, wait till you realize how deep this rabbit hole goes…

Think about this: when someone says "I love juice" they are literally worshipping Jews! Same is true for chewing. When you are chewing you are literally becoming a Jew!

And don't get me started about Jupiter and Mountain Dew… D my ass!

But these people are too blind and just keep loving juice and chewing like the good little sheep that they are.

Those who are awake and aware of these nefarious plots never drink juice and we don't chew either. Personally, I only drink champagne and swallow everything whole.

To be on the safe side.
/trolltoll remove @0