BREAKING:

WHO study shows that "people who put their penis in a vagina are 6 times more likely to be far-right extremists and white supremacists"

"We're not saying that if you aren't queer you are necessarily a nazi, but if you are straight you should at least exclusively practice anal sex to avoid being associated with fascists, white nationalists and climate change deniers. We even made a little slogan that's easy to remember and teach to your children: 'Don't put it in the front-hole, that's called nazi-dip, put it in the brown saloon to be brave and hip!'