Happy anniversary to my lovely wife. These have been the best seven years of my life. You are my best friend, mother of my children and love of my life. Te amo mi bonita pequinita
I though it was you @Nip that expressed your heartfelt opinions, and I was about to make a joke about the seven year itch, but then I realized that you where acting in classical fashio
If you milk a situation to much you get chocolate milk, which in reality is just what we call it when cows shit in their udder to collectively protest their low cow wages.