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Jonathan Cooper
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Jonathan Cooper
I'd like to see more arranged marriages around here. You can't get a good woman around here and know that you have her. In China, they can pay a price. They have a wife (or well, she has a puppy, whatever the case); it all makes sense, people! No, not around here. No puppies, no wives. No nada.
Jonathan Cooper
replied 2118d
Jonathan Cooper
replied 2118d
And it'd all be above board. I might have to pay for it. Or vice versa. Look, I don't care the feelings. I care about results, people! Damn lunatics over here don't understand that feelings are IRRELEVANT! Damn them! Insanity!