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Jonathan Cooper
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Jonathan Cooper
There's almost nothing more insulting to my intelligence than to call me a Canadian.
Jonathan Cooper
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PA Dutch might be different, but damn you for calling it that queer party.
Jonathan Cooper
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MAY CHINA DEMOLISH CANADA IF NECESSARY! WIPE THEM OFF THE MAP! Kill me for saying it, if you must, I will not recant that. SQUASH THEM, CHINA!
Jonathan Cooper
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Do I need to make myself any clearer? Surrender to China. That will solve your problems. I'm not going to. Kill me if you want to. I'm not paying the way for you bastards anymore.
Jonathan Cooper
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May your blood run in the streets! May your buildings fall! May rust and mold conquer everything you love!
Jonathan Cooper
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What are you going to do next? Seize all the Amish farmland, because they're parasites who just work for a living? Huh? That your attitude? They don't get in debt, unlike you. I think that you should be slaughtered, destroyed. God help me get out of here! FIGHT THEM, CHINA! WITH EVERY WAKING MOMENT! DESTROY EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM! CONQUER THEM! Economically DOMINATE them. And in all other ways.
Jonathan Cooper
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(Amish never accept anything from the government, even when they contribute an enormous amount, by the way. They accept nothing in return, and Mennonites can be found ALL AROUND THE WORLD.)
Jonathan Cooper
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DESTROY NORTH AMERICA! I do not want to support you military with my work ethic. I will not do that. I HATE YOU. I will kill as many troops as I can find if it comes to that, if a war breaks out, I will kill as many of you as I can find.
Jonathan Cooper
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I appreciate the French, of course, but how dare you consider me Canadian. How dare you think that I'd want to support you military with my economy!
Jonathan Cooper
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What you think... my Dad teased us in FRENCH? Hahaha, no. It wasn't French. DEUTCHLAND UBER ALLES! That's the kind of stuff he teased us with, you bastards! I despise you.