BREAKING:

Boeing doubles down on "commitment to neurodiversity and inclusion"

So far we have employed people with ADHD, autism, dyslexia, aspergers and anorexia, but our success has emboldened us to take it a step further and reach out to schizophrenics, manic -depressives and the borderline personality community. We need people who can think outside the box and make flying an entirely new experience that scares away enough people to reach net zero."