Promiscuity is consistently the concern; having children? Well, yes, that's very advisable for the human race to reproduce. But you do not start storing your bitcoins onto the network before the network exists, do you? You must create the structure into which the children will be placed; if you don't create that society, that fabric, that matrix, you're just goofing off, screwing around, going down the drain.
Are these even "bitcoins" if they're not within the chain, within the network? Uh... I'll let others decide that, but do not for a moment pretend that God is confused by your mind tricks. No, He isn't impressed with your adultery (but I didn't use birth control once, Lord!). He despises you, when you drain a knat only to swallow a pig.
