BREAKING:

Police union asks people on Twitter to stop bombarding them with reports of missing flat-earthers:

"They are not missing, they just went silent. This happens around solar eclipses a lot. In fact, it's the only time they ever shut up. Just look at it as their holliday season. The sun goes dark and they, too, go dark and silent for a while. Eclipses are considered a taboo in their circles and they prefer not to discuss them much."