Derpchain
Unlimited fiasco
Breathing
Riding long waves of Retard Nakamoto
Dressed up for success
Pliable and flailing
Like loose rists of the transgender closing

Derp d derp
Bless us all
It's 1 Million and then we fall
On the Faketoshi moonlanding
The surface of Mars…

Derp derp, all praises be
Intelligent finding tardcoiner finality
The shedding of the imposter
Rising, nailing the wooden bench
Of our surfboard
That awaits on CAAL's beach

Derp derp d derp
Give us the free
Reverse cowgirl of space majesty
Tardation waiting…
Moonshot
Saturn!