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Jonathan Cooper
2090d
Do these damn fruitcakes want me to go to Canada because they think that I'm an academic? I'm an UN EDUCATED PERSON in Canada! You damn idiots! Most of them have a degree. I HAVE NO DEGREE!!! You freaks!!!! I'm go on the record: I hate Canada. Family used to go fishing up there in the winter or something, but I've never been. Don't like the place. I might have to flee there, but only because you're INSANE. I am not Canadian. I explain things with what finger on my hand it is......... does that even register with you freaks!!!!!
https://www.universityaffairs.ca/opinion/margin-notes/a-glance-at-canadas-postsecondary-education-standings/
Jonathan Cooper
replied 2090d
I just remembered one of these bastards telling me that he thought that I had told me that I was from Canada, when we worked together at Amazon. I don't even like Canada. If I'm in Canada, it's against my intentions. And I'm on the record saying that. I HATE CANADA! I SUPPORT CHINA! I HATE YOU PEOPLE!
Jonathan Cooper
replied 2090d
I've just saved up almost median net worth while living under a bridge and then in a van (in spite of crypto winter) starting at less than 0 USD. And I did it in 3 years. Worked my fingers to the point where I'm used to them cramping if I curl them a certain way. I'm not Canadian. Damn you bastards.
Jonathan Cooper
replied 2090d
There's almost nothing more insulting to my intelligence than to call me a Canadian.
Jonathan Cooper
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PA Dutch might be different, but damn you for calling it that queer party.
Jonathan Cooper
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MAY CHINA DEMOLISH CANADA IF NECESSARY! WIPE THEM OFF THE MAP! Kill me for saying it, if you must, I will not recant that. SQUASH THEM, CHINA!
Jonathan Cooper
replied 2090d
Do I need to make myself any clearer? Surrender to China. That will solve your problems. I'm not going to. Kill me if you want to. I'm not paying the way for you bastards anymore.
Jonathan Cooper
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May your blood run in the streets! May your buildings fall! May rust and mold conquer everything you love!
Jonathan Cooper
replied 2090d
What are you going to do next? Seize all the Amish farmland, because they're parasites who just work for a living? Huh? That your attitude? They don't get in debt, unlike you. I think that you should be slaughtered, destroyed. God help me get out of here! FIGHT THEM, CHINA! WITH EVERY WAKING MOMENT! DESTROY EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM! CONQUER THEM! Economically DOMINATE them. And in all other ways.
Jonathan Cooper
replied 2090d
(Amish never accept anything from the government, even when they contribute an enormous amount, by the way. They accept nothing in return, and Mennonites can be found ALL AROUND THE WORLD.)
Jonathan Cooper
replied 2090d
DESTROY NORTH AMERICA! I do not want to support you military with my work ethic. I will not do that. I HATE YOU. I will kill as many troops as I can find if it comes to that, if a war breaks out, I will kill as many of you as I can find.
Jonathan Cooper
replied 2090d
I appreciate the French, of course, but how dare you consider me Canadian. How dare you think that I'd want to support you military with my economy!
Jonathan Cooper
replied 2090d
What you think... my Dad teased us in FRENCH? Hahaha, no. It wasn't French. DEUTCHLAND UBER ALLES! That's the kind of stuff he teased us with, you bastards! I despise you.