A “psychic” bought my childhood home for a premium because she said it had great energy.
Turns out, that energy, was that of a tree falling on the home a year later.
*No one was harmed in the telling of this true story.
Masters Sunday > Super Bowl Sunday
😂 it’s that easy. Just enjoy it, my guy! Best sport out there.
Pull up to an Indian restaurant for a brew:
Friend: “Yeah, so this is going to be a stupid question. Do you have any beers similar to IPA’s” 😂😂😂 bruh
We see things differently because we WANT to see it differently
Solid 👌🏻 One good shot will keep you coming back no matter what —- “I should be able to do this every time” 😂
If you’re waiting for the bathroom you’re Russian; if you’re in the bathroom European.
Frens Hats have a stairway to heaven in the art
New “First” will help the recently onboarded accts get off to a good start.
Buying more eggs for the low low because it’s the smart thing to do
Justin Rose was listed as questionable - sandbagger - geezzz. 👏🏻
I did not plan on hiking up a literal mountain today in Mexico, but here we are
BSV Is acting as if the value comes from utility rather than impression. 🤷🏻♂️ The nerve.
Physical attack; emotional attack: either way the guy was gunning for you! Glad you made it!
How I feel buying cheap eggs - slyyyyy
Depends on the sport - stick to mainly hoops, football, and a very rare hockey. All for fun - nothing serious, but it makes games better (or worse) imo. Try to never bet w my squads tho
The pelicans in Finding Nemo are so much nice than all of the pelicans I have seen.
Not one has given a fish a ride home.
