Life is the ultimate gift.
Life doesn’t get easier as you grow, but if you learn, then it doesn’t get harder.
If you betray me, you dead to me.
I’ll disrespect you respectfully.
Every time I think I made it, there’s more to create.
I will never say sorry for loving someone.
Get high on extremely spicy food at least once a week. If you’re not sweating, it’s not hot enough.
Burritos are just latin sushi.
I'm Romeo and Juliet in this story.
Plonts our frends & funguy two
I want people to talk to at 4am
If you take pictures with a mask on I know you're ugly.
One day we’ll go from basements and backyards to factories and warehouses.
All my dreams came true when I started listening.
Ask your girl for $100 right now, if she says anything but yes, re-evaluate how much you value the relationship.
People like us never needed a shot.
No I don’t miss a bitch, because I never miss, bitch.
I’m vaccinated for bullshit.
Vaccinated and immune to your bullshit.
I’m calling it now, the meme of the decade.
If you don't know why I'm here let me give you a hint, it's not for the money.
I've been doing this since 2012.
They're still learning to surf while control the tides.
Drinking soda lowers your libido, so does buying gasoline.
