Yeah, idk about that. I once locked myself in the back seat of my car when I climbed in the back to breastfeed my infant son and didn't realize the child locks were on. I was stuck there a while lol
Tonight I'm smoking Carmel Garlic Breath and feeling fine. What have y'all got?
Wait, how many BSV are we talkin? 😆
Yeah I was pretty horrified when I read that lol My kingdom for an edit button!
*stand close to me, not Asians 🤦♀️
That new Law & Order spinoff
I kept getting unsolicited dick pics from randos, so my buddy started sending me unsolicited duck pics to make me feel better. Then we got bored with ducks so now I get pictures of space. He sends me his space junk lol makes me giggle
Fellow Ontarians! How are you feeling about Doug Ford's latest announcement? I can't play music in a park but 700 people can come shop at the grocery store and Asians close to me all day lol
Shoot, I'll show my entire real face all day long if y'all wanna pay me lol
I'll cover it up too, if that's your thing 🤣
My mom follows me on FB but she never reacts to my memes. 😒
My cat lost his meow for the last few days and now I'm sitting here wondering how badly I need to spend $500 to find out he's just being dramatic
I can't wait to go from "you're essential and we support you 🤗❤ Thank you for your service" back to "well, if you wanted to make a living wage, you should have just gotten a better job."
