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Slap me with sum Bitcoin Cash all over my Face!!
hi, friends, I m Ahsan new in your community please guide me
笑林广记：
骂先生
一人见稳婆姿色美，欲诱之。乃假装妇人将产，请来收生。稳婆摸着此物，大惊曰：“我收生多年矣，有头先生者，名为顺生；脚先生者，名为倒生；手先生者，名为横生。这个鸡巴先生，实是不曾见过。”——《卷之二·腐流部》
哭郎中
一人有一妻二妾，死后妻妾绕尸而哭。妻抚其首曰：“我的郎头呀！”次捏其足曰：“我的郎脚呀！”又次者无可哭得，只得握其阳物曰：“我的郎中呀！”——《卷之三·术业部》
家当
一妇有姿色，而穷人欲谋娶之，恐其不许，乃贿托媒人极言其家事富饶，妇许之。及过门，见四壁萧然，家无长物，知堕计中，辄大哭不止，怨恨媒人。穷人以阳物托出，丰伟异常，放在桌上连敲数下，仍收起曰：“不是我夸口说，别人本钱放在家里，我的家当带在身边。如娘子不愿，任从请回。”妇忙掩面拭泪曰：“谁说你甚么来？”——《卷之四·形体部》
小卵
一人命妻做鞋而小，怒曰：“你当小不小，偏小在鞋子上。”而妻亦怒曰：“你当大不大，偏大在这只脚上！”——《卷之四·形体部》
倭刺
甲乙两妇对坐，各问夫具之大小及伎俩如何，因不便明言，乃各比一物。甲曰：“我家的是铙碗盛小菜。”乙问其故，甲曰：“小便不小，只是数目不多，极好不过四碟。”乙曰：“这等还好，不像我家的物事，竟是一把倭刺。”甲问其故，乙曰：“又小又快。”——《卷之四·形体部》
快刀
新郎初次行房，妇欣然就之，绝不推拒。至事毕之后，乃高声叫曰，“有强盗！有强盗！”新郎曰：“我乃丈夫，如何说是强盗？”新妇曰：“既不是强盗，为何带把刀来？”夫曰：“刀在那里？”妇指其物曰：“这不是刀？”新郎曰：“此乃阳物，何认为刀？”新妇曰：“若不是刀，为何这等快极？”——《卷之四·形体部》
奸睡
奸夫闻亲夫归，急欲潜遁，妇令其静卧在床。夫至问：“床上何人？”妻答云：“快莫做声，隔壁王大爷，被老娘打出来，躲避在此。”夫笑云：“这死乌龟，老婆值得恁怕。”——《卷之五·殊禀部》
卵生翼
兄谓弟曰：“卵袋若生翅膀，见有好妇人便可飞去。”弟曰：“使勿得，别人家个卵也要飞来。”——《卷之五·殊禀部》
用枕
有女嫁于异乡者，归宁，母问：“风土相同否？”答曰：“别事都一样，只有用枕不同，吾乡把来垫头，彼处叠在腰下的。”——《卷之六·闺风部》
掮脚
新人初夜，郎以手摸其头而甚得意，摸其乳腹俱欣喜，及摸下体，不见两足，惊骇问之，则已掮起半日矣。——《卷之六·闺风部》
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Yesterday 326511-326075=436 memo transactions. Number of transactions📈38.4%|abc(326495-326059=436,📈38.4%),sv(717599-717441=158,📉6.0%)
thanks for the clarification. I've left mine unsplit I guess to reach more people
I've went bch to be exposed to less Statist Vision propaganda.
Can you cash out from memo.cash?
I think people have said that you can, but it's a long strange process.
Right?
Everyone in the industry already knows that Calvin Ayre said he would go with the coin that won the hash war(BCH). Anybody that says differently is either lying or stupid or both.
Everyone in the industry already knows that Calvin Ayre said he would go with the coin that won the hash war(BCH). Anybody that says differently is either lying or stupid or both.
Maxwell threatens to sue Ver:
"It's interesting how it's only BTC and BSV people who keep threatening BCH people with defamation lawsuits. It's only us BCH people who don't threaten our competitors with frivolous
