Talez from the Pit of Hot Tea
"A day with Jon Arbuckle"
One day Jay and Jim ran through Oggock and ogres threw dwarf cheeks at them. Then they went to Grobb and rescued Jon Arbuckle from the pit of Rubbish Oscars. They nearly escaped from the pit of Jedi feces, but only to find that Jon Arbuckle had snuck a keg of hot Orc Pawn Tea and poured it down there bellybuttons! He threw Garfield turds in their mouths, and then shoved freezing cold sharpened fudgesicles up their butts. They ran for the aqueducts of Queynos but only to find the Boss Nassmobile sliding though the pee in the pit of the aqueduct. He jumped out and sent his 2 Gungans armed with hot tea and slimy turds. They tackled Jay and Jim and poured hot tea down their bellybuttons and ran of to fall on a hermaphrodite with a block of seagull haircut and only one nostril. They drove off and soured through Joshua Tablet's mouth and rammed hit turds out his butthole only to squeeze a buttholer into Elton Jon, a...
"Huff that feces!" An interview with Fred Flintstone.
Mr. Fred Flintstone,
I have been watching you. You seem sexually attracted to molecular penises and orc pawns. Is that true?
HELL NO! NOW IF ANYONE ASKS A NOTHER FUCKING TIME, I'll MAKE HIS OR HER PENIS PULSE IN PUBLIC! SO DON'T MAKE MY ASS LUST FOR DICK!!! I HAVE NO ORC PAWN FETISH!!! NEXT!!!
Fred Flinstone,
I have always wondered what EJ stands for, could you tell me?
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU TALKING ABOUT? EJ MEANS ELEPHANT JACK-OFF? WHAT ARE YOU PREOCUPIED WITH ELTON JOHN OR SOMETHING? IS IT MY LOT IN LIFE TO LISTEN TO YOUR PERVERTED SPEECH? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, MAKE ME LOOK GAY? NEXT!
To Fred Flinstone:
I really want to know something: Do you enjoy Dino licking you on the chest every time you walk in the door? And when you yell, "Honey, I'm home!" are you talking to Dino?
WHAT? ARE YOU SUGGESTING I'M SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO MY GODDAMN DINOSAUR PET? WHAT ARE YOU? SOME KIND OF STRAIG...
One day Jay and Jim ran through Oggock and ogres threw dwarf cheeks at them. Then they went to Grobb and rescued Jon Arbuckle from the pit of Rubbish Oscars. They nearly escaped from the pit of Jedi feces, but only to find that Jon Arbuckle had snuck a keg of hot Orc Pawn Tea and poured it down there bellybuttons! He threw Garfield turds in their mouths, and then shoved freezing cold sharpened fudgesicles up their butts. They ran for the aqueducts of Queynos but only to find the Boss Nassmobile sliding though the pee in the pit of the aqueduct. He jumped out and sent his 2 Gungans armed with hot tea and slimy turds. They tackled Jay and Jim and poured hot tea down their bellybuttons and ran of to fall on a hermaphrodite with a block of seagull haircut and only one nostril. They drove off and soured through Joshua Tablet's mouth and rammed hit turds out his butthole only to squeeze a buttholer into Elton Jon, a...
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“The strength of the dark side lies with the power of the individual. The Force comes from within. You must learn to draw on it yourself. I will not always be there to teach you.” ~Darth Bane
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