What's a ghosts favorite search engine?
Ghoul-gle
How do monsters like their chicken?
- Terror- Fried!
What do you get when a chicken won't die?
- a Poultrygeist!
How do monsters like tbeir chicken?
Terror- fried
The last guy I met at Halloween party was dressed as a mummy- that should have been my fisrt clue that he was going to be too wrapped up in himself to be good dating material; but it was ultimately his mommy issues that was the nail in the coffin ⚰
Why don't skeletons go out on Halloween?
Cause they don’t have the guts!
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana eat your candy.
I'd make a skeleton joke for Halloween; but some people might not find that very humerus
Just saw this post and you're all sold out!
Congrats to everyone who wins the fun stuff and the lucky others with their loot ❤
What is this contest? Id like to play too please 🥰
Don't feel too bad. My best is 1 🤪 lol
