Our reporting is like a good crypto project:
-Trustless
-Zero confirmations
-Mostly kinda anonymous
-Veneer of decentralization
-Threatening to the status quo
-Not easy for normies to understand
-Full of contentious forks
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A lot happens in crypto.
The Soon Times is your trustless, zero confirmations source of news.
We have a very diverse staff.
We only have 44 followers.
Maybe the truth is too much for Twetchers to handle?
We don't believe that. Spread the word.
More stories soon.
We don't take sides in meme wars, as we are an objective source of trustless news, but thank you for the mention.
15% backed 100% of the time.
We'd have to pay back all $9.87 we've earned. Our integrity is worth at least $12.
It seems we have been stuck at
#9 on the leaderboard all day.
This may warrant our investigative team's attention. Something seems a bit fishy.
We are the most trustless news in crypto.
We apologize for pain caused by truthiness.
Our lawyers are ready for any incoming lawrsoons.
BREAKING: TST servers have been hacked and our MB tip jar raided.
We are seeking legal action against devs to get replacement coins issued immediately.
We probably shouldn't do this, but in keeping with the zeitgeist of soon, here's a little sneak peak at some articles our reporters have in the hopper.
To be published soon.
We're working hard to be the most trustless news in crypto.
We have a team dedicated to the person in question and hope to have some answers soon.
Hey Twetch, what are some stories you think deserve more/better coverage in the world of crypto?
