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If you don't believe in Karma, just know that for 3 years now the boy that cheated on after giving me a promise ring goes home every night and sits in the chair that he picked off my curb that we set out after my husband and I broke while having sex in.
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Congratulations! ☺
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Our busses broke down all the time so they put up animal pictuteres in the window instead. It made it easier when using the replacement busses. I only remember a dolphin and a bear but not what bus i was.
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Hey thanks 😊 this was super fun.
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Complaining about a finger when a speculum used for female exams has been unchanged since it was invented in 1845 by a man performing surgeries without anesthesia on enslaved women. I don't think comfort was on his mind.
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/pay @19182 $6.9
Just got cleared to resume all normal activities at my 6 week post baby check up. Now the only thing stopping a good time is a period. 😏
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You should have a conversation with the girl and see if its important to her that you ask for the parents blessing. I had wanted my husband to ask but one of my friends thought it was an outdated concept that made women objects for parents to give away.
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The worst part is he stole them while I was pumping breast milk for our newborn...
He's lucky I dont call PETA for stealing from the dairy cow 😂
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My wife doesn't know it. But sometimes i like to steal her phone and give myself some of her coins /pay @19182 $5.00
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@58630 They need to get on the ball with the Twetch mobile app.
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Welcome to Twetch @58630! /pay @58630 $5
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We made another tiny human. Aurora was born via c section Thursday weighing 7lbs 11 oz and measuring 20.5 inches long. Amelia is very excited about being a big sister.
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5 more days (max) of labor contractions for a total of 24 days just to end in a c section. 🙃 The final countdown to what has been the worst pregnancy. These 9 months have felt like 3 years.
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20 weeks ago I thought Hyperemesis Gravidarum (severe morning sickness) was the worst thing that could happen during this pregnancy, but I'm going on day 10 of preterm contractions (labor without dilation) with 14 days until the doctor will cut baby out.
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Contractions with a full bladder are the ultimate kegel exercise. 🙃
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34 weeks pregnant in 100+ degree weather is miserable. Add a head cold, even more miserable. Add contractions every 3-5 minutes is the worst.
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Over a month later, it's still blooming. I'm going to cut it off because its getting a bit too heavy for the plant. Time to propagate some babies.
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Don't put two bettas together, but you don't have to leave it lonely. They do well with fish like guppies and neon tetras with groups of 5 or more.