Topic - Headlines from the Future

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2380d
You post a newspaper headline from the future. Others can try to guess when it is from if it isn't obvious.
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E.g. 'Ozzy Osbourne becomes the first man to live to be 150 years old'
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Here's one headline: "RoyalTiffany - the richest cam-girl in crypto world!" *evil laugh*
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PM Beber today announced Canada's war on geese
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the Make Canada Friendly Again initiative
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Down With Geese!
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Ants learn to mine Ethereum in the latest Bio-Crypto news
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AI-Immune systems clean up self-modulating-&-reproducing bugs in code and firmware that has sickened the VARW
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Canada today announces their surrender to the geese overlords
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FNH: "Don't miss the historical final transmission. After years of fake news, fake poll numbers and lying by omission, battered CNN is forced to declare bankruptcy. "
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Bieber PM from 2025. lol
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FNH: The NYT: Paul Krugman: "The US debt surpasses $29 trillion and why that is a good thing. Debt, Diversion, Distraction". Blah blah Keynesian Economics Blah "only 145% of GDP".
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truthdig - I think one of the US presidents paid off (or came close to) part of the US debt, and the history books they gave me in school made it seem like that was a bad thing
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truthdig, lol I'll say that headline is from 2026. & buzzfeed will have "14 reasons you need more debt"
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"Western democracy: 4 more years for Kanye"
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"Decision 2040: Chelsea Clinton vs George P. Bush, an election like no other in history"
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please clap
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robot george bush enters the race for world president today, March 5th 2061
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Nixon resurrected! - Tonight only, Nixon vs. Uncle Ben
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The army of J Pollock clones has taken Paris
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opp wrong thread
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Miners finally comply. "Headlines from the Future" removed from the blockchain for being antisemittic
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"Julian Assange has passed away after failing to pull off a radical Christ Air™ down the staircase of the Ecuadorian embassy on his skateboard."
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Gatorade with steroids (TM) has conquered another goverment