Xib
  565d
* insert my life here *
  565d
In satellites we trust blockstream
  565d
BTC, Blockstream, One Meg Greg, Lightning Network, theymos, WCN, tabs
  556d
Living healthy is the slowest form of suicide
  521d
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Kev
  486d
How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it
  486d
The man on the moon wanted to take a shit on the moon toilet, but it was full.
  26d
I eat ass
  19d
They’ve just found a gene for shyness. They would have found it earlier, but it was hiding behind a couple of other genes.
  3d
Craig wright
  2d
“I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.” Will Marsh (2012)
  2d
“Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long if you’re fat.” Joe Lycett (2014)
  2d
I just lost my job manufacturing keyboards.

Apparently I wasn’t putting enough shifts in.
  2d
How much no more tears shampoo do you have to rub in a baby's eyes before it stops crying?
  2d
I was the first person to install trampolines in musician's tour buses....

... now everybody is jumping on the bandwagon.
  2d
A mate of mine believes that the Earth is flat. I challenged him to prove it by walking off the edge...

He eventually came around.