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Living healthy is the slowest form of suicide
How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it
The man on the moon wanted to take a shit on the moon toilet, but it was full.
They’ve just found a gene for shyness. They would have found it earlier, but it was hiding behind a couple of other genes.
“I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.” Will Marsh (2012)
“Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long if you’re fat.” Joe Lycett (2014)
I just lost my job manufacturing keyboards.
Apparently I wasn’t putting enough shifts in.
How much no more tears shampoo do you have to rub in a baby's eyes before it stops crying?
I was the first person to install trampolines in musician's tour buses....
... now everybody is jumping on the bandwagon.
A mate of mine believes that the Earth is flat. I challenged him to prove it by walking off the edge...
He eventually came around.
