Xib
664d
* insert my life here *
664d
In satellites we trust blockstream
663d
BTC, Blockstream, One Meg Greg, Lightning Network, theymos, WCN, tabs
654d
Living healthy is the slowest form of suicide
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Kev
585d
How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it
584d
The man on the moon wanted to take a shit on the moon toilet, but it was full.
124d
I eat ass
117d
They’ve just found a gene for shyness. They would have found it earlier, but it was hiding behind a couple of other genes.
101d
Craig wright
100d
“I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.” Will Marsh (2012)
100d
“Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long if you’re fat.” Joe Lycett (2014)
100d
I just lost my job manufacturing keyboards.

Apparently I wasn’t putting enough shifts in.
100d
How much no more tears shampoo do you have to rub in a baby's eyes before it stops crying?
100d
I was the first person to install trampolines in musician's tour buses....

... now everybody is jumping on the bandwagon.
100d
A mate of mine believes that the Earth is flat. I challenged him to prove it by walking off the edge...

He eventually came around.
93d
I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised....
93d
And the Lord said unto john 'come forth and you will receive eternal life', but ohn came fifth, and won a toaster...