I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s been with.
She said, “Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights”.
Two man, talking... one says "I tried to make my horse not need to eat but it didn't work out", the other guy says "what happened?"... the first guy answers "well, I was doing it gradually so to make him used to eating less and less... and just when I taught him not to eat any more... he dies" (ps... no horses or other animals were hurt during making of this joke) :-)
