Your mom is so fat she wear the rings of Saturn as a belt
Your mom is so dumb she called the NFL to get her quarterback
your mom once found you crying after you discovered trash cans are one-way
your mom reluctantly signed the adoiption paperwork!
loves you very much and wants you to give her a call
yo mama's so ugly the cows think she is one of them
Yo mama's so ugly she had to go to prom with 1-Meg-Greg Maxwell
your mama's so fat she put on a red jogging suit and the kids yelled 'kkooll-aaaiiidd'!!
Your mother is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Yo mama's so fat, Snorlax evolves into HER.
Looks down on me each day to give me strength and patience.
your mom helped me with my broken arms
