Tunnel Apes rule. We're the Tunnel Apes.
Plllllllmmmmpppppphhh!
That's me, farting in your face.
I keep trying to explain this to people
I take no responsibility for your cholesterol count.
I can barely choose the bread at Subway.
I'm a 5-dan in Cock-Kick-Do. You're getting sent home in a stretcher daddy-o!
Jesus I thought it was Dark Mode I was buying, not 'spilled a bottle of ink on my screen' mode!
I don my wizard hat and cloak.
CDC announces that they suck their own assholes.
Public replies "We know."
What NPC do:
>talk about the weather
>talk about what day it is
>go shopping
>complain about shopping
>wagecuck 9-to-5
>complain about wagecucking 9-to-5
>be 'social'
>complain about their friends
>drink alcohol
>watch sports
>binge watch TV
>vaccinate
People don't hurt your feelings. Guns hurt your feelings.
Is that the going rate to cross the border now? Coyotes need to unionize or something!
I'd like to cross that border at the end of the day! Hoah!
His account is a real lazy bum, lies in bed all day binge watching daytime television and getting cheeto dust all over the sheets. His account has 'been looking for work' for seven months now and we just don't know what to do anymore.
Hey man thanks. Love to have readers!
Thanks for wasting some of your life on it!
