Mulder, that's not a valid government ID.
Would you deny the possibility of forms of ID beyond our own?
I don't deny it, I just refuse to accept it without evidence.
I'm holding it right in front of you Scully.
That's not evidence Mulder, it's pancake cat.
But hate tastes better on my pancakes.
Well, it's bowlth. William Randolf Hearst was a barefoot yoga person who used to run triathlons. I run in Vibram shoes and eat elk meat myself, got a freezer full. Hearst teamed up with Anslinger to ban marijuana. Heard of the decorticator? Thermacells.
Wow, that's fascinating. You know the brain generates gifs during REM sleep. People don't get it's a cannonball with handles. Take these coconut oil triglycerides, does wonders, Hearst snorted them and he was the funniest human to ever live. Toxoplasmosis.
What do you expect me to do, take out Adsense on my cock?
I'll have you know, my asshole treats men and women equally.
I'll try and remember this next time I get whisky dick.
Hand over the cabbage, see, before I get my button men in here to bop you!
I ain't no weak sister, ya follow?
It'd be a real shame if something were to uh, happen to it.
Love is just a one-way Slip 'n Slide to Hell
But Chip would not go there alone.
The betrayers and deceivers,
Those who gave in to desire,
And anyone who'd break a chipmunk's heart:
Their bodies would soon join
The smoldering rubble of this city.
