The future is to those who take it.
The past may be a lemon but it's there for us to squeeze.
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You know you're gonna live forever if everybody wants you dead.
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Life sucks but death doesn't put out at all.
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The squeaky wheel gets the grease.
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Your days are numbered.
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Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.
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If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not people or objects.
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The things you take for granted someone else is praying for.
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You've got mail.
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You see but you do not observe.
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We should be grateful for subways. They have taken crime off the street.
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No matter how hard you try you will get older.
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Memo update released: More compact formatting of posts and reply threads. "Load more" button added to bottom of some feed pages.
Good job! But please make sure memo.cash always functions as close to 100% without JavaScript (don't remove pages like for example YouTube). I think JS should never be a dependency.
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Originally I didn't like having a beard. But it grew on me.
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Why didn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box.
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I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now.
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At first I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seat belt. But then it clicked.
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Don't spend time, invest it.
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No coincidences, only patterns.
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Woo! ♪♫♬ 🍰✨💫
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The future is now, old man.
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A rising tide lifts all boats.
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The early bird catches the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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