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2020 goal achieved ✅ with only a few days to spare.
40 pounds down and back to my high school weight.
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Frogs will sit comfortably in a pot of water until they die while you slowly boil them... would you even know?
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The trick is start in July. They always have "christmas in july" sales, and that's when you start checking clearance sections. I spent about $50 for my 3 year olds entire Christmas.
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I just changed an entire recipe to avoid the store for one item because Christmas is this week.
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Raccoons ate the unicorns on Noah's ark.

Noah forgot thier meat and fed them berries instead. Hungry, they gave jewelry to the vanity loving unicorns, gained their trust, killed and ate them.

So God destined raccoons to spend life scavenging for food.
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If you only fall in love with their blooms, come winter time, you won't know how to care for their roots.
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I grossly misjudged her ability to walk 3 miles so our spontaneous morning hike turned into a 2 mile piggy back ride.
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Bad mom confession: I gave my 3 year old a tablet this morning so I could poop without her sitting on my lap for the first time in 6 days.

Check on your friends with toddlers. We are not okay.
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What do normal people do when they're sick? I have a feeling crocheting 8 chicken potholders for Christmas gifts isn't it.
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I'm thankful for being woken up, way too early, by my 3 year old wanting morning time cuddles.
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Hey, if they are measuring in cocks per minute, those 30 seconds will take a long time to add up. We are all fine. 😂
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@6429 I know it costs a lot there but in return you also get a lot. You can now buy bread, juice and eggs, all from a single post. That same money couldn't even buy eggs in California. You actually could have greater opportunities because of twetch.
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I have been crocheting most of my life and I have never been told it's art.. oddly satisfying, thank you. 🥰
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Sometimes you have to stop and dance in the rain.
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I finished this crocheted baby blanket and bootie set for my husband's childhood best friend's first child. 🥰
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Twetch about everything! I am here for the everything.. I know very little about crypto.
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When I was a child, I thought if you had a pantry seperate from your kitchen cabinets, you were royalty visiting from another country... now its the little old witch living in a cottage, secluded in the woods away from society. She is filthy rich.
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I want auroras and sad prose.. but wind and a sage cleanse will have to do today.