I am the
#Angel of Death. Hit me up for a pleasant one....
This #coolant situation is escalating swifty....
Brian Rosenberg thinks he will stock up on
#coolant before this shit blows up....
This
#coolant situation is escalating swifty....
Gigi, I am betting it all on you. Don't fail me again.
Bella, I am betting it all on you. Don't fail me again.
Little does Sherm know that his wife is a
#hooker in disguise.
Because, the
#fear of running out of
#coolant is pretty severe....
By
Taylor Swiftly
Right now Brian and Jared are turning Connecticut into a shithole so we buy up the property for cheap.
Brian and Gigi are fucking at Trinity.
Dev is...
Chris is...
Dev and Chris were not in a frat in college.
Chris didn't start using a computer until high school.
Yo Brian, that's my bitch not your bitch....
-Jared Schlar
Goodnight Ms. Rosenberg....
Okay, don't make this public but Gigi Rosenberg is really Franz.
Goodnight Ms. Rosenberg....
Goodnight Ms. Rosenberg....
Goodnight Ms. Rosenberg....
Sorry Swifty, I don't reveal my positions...
Occasionally, she huffs coolant...
So I called AAA and they are on their way over...
I opened her up and gave her a quick inspection. Everything seems fine...
Occasionally, she huffs coolant...
There appears to be BATT issue...
I opened her up and gave her a quick inspection. Everything seems fine...
OMG my car does not want to start right now...
There appears to be BATT issue...
The Schlar car is laughing at you...
OMG my car does not want to start right now...
So there is this guy Sherm...
Everyone should prank him. Historically, I would use his Audi and then drive it home with no gas...
Sherm needs to WTFU...
Sincerely,
Venom
