goatmeal

Joined Apr 16, 2018

send your occult wisdom email or xmpp [email protected] HAIL ERIS PRAISE "BOB"

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followed 2316d
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goatmeal
2316d
manipulate labor unions for recreational effects
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2331d
redditor scum created the BTC that we have today. not theymos. not blockstream. ordinary users rolled over and took it, embracing a hostile corporate takeover, in exchange for lambos. reddit is a liability.
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2360d · Monero Classic
if i needed a server farm the size of bitfury to mine monero it would mean i didn't give a flying fuck about my privacy
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2360d · Andreas Antonopolous
holy mother of shit andreas antonopoulos actually has a real patreon. never thought i'd live to see the day
goatmeal
2377d
I get that coinex is a good alts exchange with no KYC but what if I have fiat? LBC wants to see ID and Bisq has low liquidity. I'm open to suggestions. Is Bitquick anonymous?
followed 2378d
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replied 2378d
CryptoAnarchist
what are some good exchanges with no KYC?
goatmeal
2379d
damn, should have used IPFS
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2380d
goatmeal
2381d
They'll never clean my cage! Now give me some more of..."

(Tape runs out.)

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goatmeal
2381d
I'm enlightened, I achieved `Nirvana' and took it home with me. Yip, yip, YEEEEEEE! I'm so ugly the Speed of Light can't slow me down and Gravity won't tug at my cuffs! When the Rapture comes, I'll make 'em wait!
goatmeal
2381d
bottles; I eat black holes for breakfast! I bend my genes and whittle my DNA with the sheer force of my mighty will! I steer my own god damn evolution! I ran 'em out of Heaven and sold it to Hell for a profit!
goatmeal
2381d
I change 'em every hour, I don't give a fuck if there's life after death, I want to know if there's even any fucking Slack after death! I am a god damn visionary, I see the future and the past in comic books and wine
goatmeal
2381d
Dragon, I am the Killer Whale bereft of its pup! I have a triple backbone, I was sired by the Wolf Man, give me all your Slack! I told Jesus I wouldn't go to church and He shook my hand! I have my own personal saviors
goatmeal
2381d
a thought! My droppings bore through the earth and erupt volcanoes in China! Yes, I can drink more wine and stay soberer than all the heathen Hindoos in Asia! YEEE HAW! Gut Blowout! I am a Moray Eel, I am a Komodo
goatmeal
2381d
I'll live forever and remember it afterwords! I'm immune! I'm radioactive! Come on and give me cancer, I'll spit up the tumor and butter my bread with the juice! I'm supernatural, I bend crowbars with my meat ax and
goatmeal
2381d
I'll live forever and remember it afterwords! I'm immune! I'm radioactive! Come on and give me cancer, I'll spit up the tumor and butter my bread with the juice! I'm supernatural, I bend crowbars with my meat ax and
goatmeal
2381d
Yes, I'm a rip-snorter, I cram coca leaves right into my arm-veins before they're picked off the tree! Space monsters cringe at my tread! I wipe the Pyramides off my shoes before I enter my house. I'm fuel-injected,
goatmeal
2381d
and extinguish the Sun! I'm the bigfooted devil of Level 14, who'll try to blow me down? I've packed the brownies of the gods, I leak the Plague from my nether parts, opiates are the mass of my religion, I take drugs!
goatmeal
2382d
Evil Eye, I carry the Mojo Bag; I swam the Bermuda Triangle and didn't get wet! I circumcize dinosaurs with my teeth and make 'em leave a tip; I change tires with my tongue and my tool! Every night I hock up a lunger