After having wild mystical visions of my spiritual guide, Athena. I learned that she is symbolically connected to the metal "Palladium". This can mean one thing and one thing only: BUY COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF PALLADIUM.
If that smartphone Presidential Alert is used for anything other than disclosing UFO's or a call for a nationwide meditation/prayer session, it is just going to be a whole lot less exciting.
Another question: Why is it illegal to fuck a cow, but not illegal to murder it and then eat it's flesh? I mean I know I wouldn't fuck one, but who cares if others do if we're already killing the cow? ;)
Why is it expected that I tip the waiter and not the chef? I understand they get paid less but then why not pay everyone less and have everyone tip everyone for no reason other than so the manager gets more money?
I believe I have control over my own mind. But, I can't even stop my thoughts for more than a minute straight. What control do I really have? What good are any of these concepts that I believe I "own".