Some of our reporters have said insensitive things about tendies. They have been fired.
It appears the tainted tendies story may have been an April Fool's joke.
We apologize for any hurt our reporting caused, or Frogs or Chickens who may have found our comments offensive to their species.
Please do not lash out at those who like tendies.
We don't report rumors. Only trustless, zero-confirmation facts.
They are vetted by Snopes.com.
Will @852 provide a tendie test so users can ensure they are getting untainted tendies?
Please see our timeline for all the tendie news of the night.
UPDATE: Tuvalu is opening the first "Super Tendie Vax" center and registering all vaccines on BSV as soon as they get internet working.
FACT CHECK: No, EHR data and nChain did not host an event to plan the tainted tendie outbreak last month.
"Event 218" was a normally scheduled simulation of an NFT Salmonella outbreak.
Please get your tendie vax.
We are monitoring the fast developing tainted tendies story. We have fact-checkers standing by to counter any wild conspiracies or false narratives.
Stay safe. Get the tendie vax please.
BREAKING: Insider leak claims latest batch of $tendies tainted with Salmonella
More as it develops
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