"BTC libertarians upped the ante by indicating they will ardently support any and every action any government takes no matter how oppressive as long as the price of bitcoin rises."
BREAKING: Craig Wright suing the judicial system of several countries, seeking cross-jurisdictional validation of his frequent litigator points so he can redeem them in any country without blackout dates or restrictions.
"So far, a raft of minor celebrities have made vague Tweets about bitcoin, which has brought temporary meaning to the lives of hundreds of BTC maximalists."
"BTC fans, who pride themselves on being based alphas who don’t care what anyone else thinks, are publicly begging every B-list celebrity in existence to please Tweet about BTC so other people will take it seriously."
BREAKING: In response to Coinbase reporting on 56 million users, $335 billion in trading volume, and $1.8 billion in revenue for Q1, buybsv.com reports that in Q1 the site successfully processed 7 out of the 231 attempts to buy BSV.