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Confidence is good, but I would dispute that negging is a great method for picking up quality women. On the flip side, there are also plenty of quality guys that don't care about breast size.
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Wouldn't it be better to use whatever finite resources we have to bribe people one by one to behave like model Bitcoin citizens? That means rewarding specific behaviors and establishing concrete steps people can take to increase the value they bring to the community.
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Why not just walk on some hot coals if demonstrating pain is the goal? Wouldn't it be better to show that we're actually having a good time and enjoying ourselves?
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So nice of Twetch to allow me access to about half of my wallet balance. Better make the most of it while we can, folks. Quality over quantity is the name of the game.
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Any similarities between the Church of Fronktology and the Church of Scientology are purely coincidental… so please don't sue me.
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Naturally, St. Rod of Illinois is the patron saint of the Church of Fronktology. 'We've got these fronks and they're fuckin' golden. We ain't just givin' them up for anything.'
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In honor of this historic pump that we witnessed today, I hereby inaugurate the first and only Church of Fronktology, based on the principles of Nature and built on Bitcoin. Membership requirements to be announced soon. If you are not capable of affording a fronk, one may be provided for you under certain circumstances. There will be no free rides. There will be no wasted time. We will not be stopped until every lizard is declawed, defanged, and demoralized… and every fronk claims their rightful place in the hierarchy. God speed.
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My how the tables have turned. When the Twetch team inevitably crawls back begging for forgiveness, I will instruct my secretary to block their calls.
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You have any luck talking to other black dudes about Bitcoin? How'd you find out about Twetch anyway? We could use more people focused on stacking dough around here. You got a great user number, but it'll be worth more if we can bring more people in. You got any ideas on how to do that?
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I'm not trying to single you out, but this is an example of bad optics, because it looks like a going out of business sale. Yes, Twetch fucked us, but dumping Twonks is not the answer unless you're desperate for money. Much better to offer those twonks as rewards for new or existing users who can provide value to you and the community in specific ways. We provide value by learning about each other's strengths and weaknesses, and offering our goods, services and knowledge for sale. For instance, I would love to see a pinned post about your metalworking skills and if you have any cool stuff for sale. I would love to learn more about the various machines and tools you have and what they are used for. Anyone that can make a muzzle break from scratch, is a badass in my book, so please don't take any of this the wrong way. /pay @40753 $5 for taking my advice into consideration.
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This is incoherent heresy. We're here to create a laser, not a light bulb. One coin to rule them all.
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I wrote 'Knowledge is Power' in tiny print under my bedroom window sill when I was about 10 years old. I guess it seemed like an idea worth holding onto. I hadn't thought of the incident in decades until just this morning, when I independently came to the same conclusion... that knowledge is not power, but more like potential energy. Knowledge must be organized and focused like a laser beam if you want to leave a mark on this world.
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Let it be known.
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Why would you vote for a quitter that got liposuction, when you could vote for a fellow Bitcoiner that has balls bigger than Bianca's titties? Is Kanye going to pump your bags? …Fuck no. Don't throw away your vote.

This election, every Twetch user better be voting for the Green party candidate 🐸 or they're going to be on my shitlist. Stay tuned. Primary candidates will be announced soon.
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Onboard to BSV? My dude, I've been in Bitcoin since you were probably in diapers. I didn't onboard to BSV. I received BCH and BSV from the forks and I haven't fucked with BTC since the peak in 2017. I've lost about $200K following Craig down this rabbit hole; but I wouldn't have it any other way. Where we're going, we won't have a need for fiat. Twetch is not a successful cult yet, because it was built on a flimsy foundation, and the leaders were too chicken shit to admit that until recently. That's ok though, because we already have everything we need for world domination right here. It's simply about aligning incentives and increasing the signal to noise ratio. 99% of the posts here are noise, but that is going to change soon. I hope you will help be part of the solution. As soon as we all get on the same page, the better.
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Failure is impossible as long as we have you two brilliant gentlemen on board. It would be nice to get you guys back on Youtube though, to accelerate our inevitable world domination. People need a consistent place where they can reach you guys in order to increase connectivity. It's simply a matter of aligning incentives and placing carrots in front of the right people at the right time. 🥕🐇
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Welcome. You must be new here. That's just part of the charm around here. Nothing works, because the creators are too dumb, poor, or compromised to get their shit together. We still love them anyway though, because of what they showed us was possible. 💚
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I made the best fucking meme, but I can't even get it to load. Are there image format, size, or shape requirements that I'm unaware of?
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Daniel, where are you reachable these days? As the de facto center of the network, I think it would be beneficial for you to make yourself available for answering questions in exchange for appropriate compensation at regular intervals during the week. If you happen to see anything in my Etsy shop that you like, please let me know. I'd like to weaponize all my resources in the service of accelerating hyperbitcoinization, and it would be great to bounce some ideas off of you.
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My post finally went through on the 5th try and multiple refreshes!! We're back in business baby!!
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The year in review for the average Twetch user.
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20% discount if paying with BSV. No longer accepting eggs or fronks for obvious reasons.