Lance is an uncommon name nowadays.
But in medieval times people were named Lance a lot.
Have you posted on Twetch today?
The man who invented throat lozenges died last week.
There was no coffin at the funeral.
Its been a good day so far. Finally relaxing
I’m going to have to return the camouflage jacket I bought last week...
I just can’t see myself wearing it.
When is the last time you Twetch'd?
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: “what's your blood type?”
"I'm probably a type O", said the rabbit.
I asked the waiter if I could get 48 pancakes on a single plate
He said he wasn’t sure, that's a pretty tall order.
GOODMORNING!
After buying my limousine, I couldn't afford a driver.
All that money and nothing to chauffer it.
My therapist just told me I have extreme difficulty in picking up social cues.
I think she is in love with me.
A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery.
He charged one and let the other one off.
I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"
I thought, "I can't turn that down".
