I think of myself as a little bitchy from time to time.
Killing your world is exhausting.
I'm thinking sarah, no i'm thinking jessica, no i'm thinking sarah.
Ladies, if you want to
#win in life, you want the baddest mother fucker on planet earth.
Don't hire a bitch to do a man's job.
What happens if you murder a kid from Braeburn Elementary.
I assassinate you with my pocket knife.
I
#hate to alarm you but you have 2 seconds until death.
"Entering
#hyper mode".
-Jared Schlar
Rocket Raccoon
We're not in Kansas anymore.
We should all conspire to give Nick Deyo "dunkin", free car insurance.
This is Paul Walker's worst nightmare. JK.
How many Japanese businessmen can I cram in my condo?
The funniest thing you can ever do is take a real estate guy to the casino with you.
Play blackjack and make him drink 8 drinks.
There is a
#skunk in my neck of the woods.
How very professional of you Craig.
